Plus ca change. (But the sentiment stands the test of time).

After wasting far too much time on this, the films do seem to fit the categories of ‘Who, What, How, Why, Where, and When’ quite well, albeit with a little overlap here and there, and maybe fewer for ‘Why’ and ‘When’. Blazing Saddles is probably the exception, and I’d shoehorn that into ‘How’, just because of the scene in the film.
Suggestions so far:
Who:  Mr Deeds Goes To Town; Usual Suspects; Avenging Angel; Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back; Ivan The Terrible; 12 Angry Men; The Dirty Dozen; Hot Shots; Batman Begins; Aguire Wrath Of God; Stalker; The Cook, The Thief, His Wife And Her Lover.
What: FART; Ring Of Fire; Scent Of A Woman; Sweet Smell Of Success; The Great Escape; Apocalypse Now; Brief Encounter; Untouchable; The Sting; Giant; The Discrete Charm Of The Bourgoisie; Touch Of Evil; A Bout De Souffle; Unforgiven.
How:  Every Which Way But Loose; Gone With The Wind; Fast And Furious; Help!; Discreet; Truly, Madly Deeply; Run Silent, Run Deep; There Will Be Blood; Blazing Saddles
Why: The Grapes Of Wrath; Some Like It Hot; La Vie Est Belle; Dinner With Andre; Spice World.  
Where: A Night At The Opera;On The Waterfront;Once Upon A Time In The West; Once Upon A Time In America; Once Upon A Time In The Midlands; Once Upon A Time In Mexico; Brief Encounter; On The Buses;  Leaving Las Vegas;  All Quiet On The Western Front;  Blue Murder At St Trinian’s; One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest; From Here To Eternity.
When:  The Reckless Moment; It Happened One Night;  A Hard Day’s Night;  Midnight Express;  High Noon. 

After wasting far too much time on this, the films do seem to fit the categories of ‘Who, What, How, Why, Where, and When’ quite well, albeit with a little overlap here and there, and maybe fewer for ‘Why’ and ‘When’. Blazing Saddles is probably the exception, and I’d shoehorn that into ‘How’, just because of the scene in the film.

Suggestions so far:

Who:  Mr Deeds Goes To Town; Usual Suspects; Avenging Angel; Jay And Silent Bob Strike BackIvan The Terrible; 12 Angry Men; The Dirty Dozen; Hot Shots; Batman Begins; Aguire Wrath Of God; Stalker; The Cook, The Thief, His Wife And Her Lover.

What: FART; Ring Of Fire; Scent Of A Woman; Sweet Smell Of Success; The Great Escape; Apocalypse Now; Brief Encounter; Untouchable; The Sting; Giant; The Discrete Charm Of The Bourgoisie; Touch Of Evil; A Bout De Souffle; Unforgiven.

How:  Every Which Way But Loose; Gone With The Wind; Fast And Furious; Help!; Discreet; Truly, Madly Deeply; Run Silent, Run Deep; There Will Be Blood; Blazing Saddles

Why: The Grapes Of Wrath; Some Like It Hot; La Vie Est Belle; Dinner With Andre; Spice World.  

Where: A Night At The Opera;On The Waterfront;Once Upon A Time In The West; Once Upon A Time In America; Once Upon A Time In The Midlands; Once Upon A Time In Mexico; Brief Encounter; On The Buses;  Leaving Las Vegas;  All Quiet On The Western Front;  Blue Murder At St Trinian’s; One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest; From Here To Eternity.

When:  The Reckless Moment; It Happened One Night;  A Hard Day’s Night;  Midnight Express;  High Noon. 

How To Style Pubic Hair

Pubic topiary explained

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Inside the Mind of Israel's Mark Regev!

For those with a black sense of humour, the sub-titled thoughts of Australian Mark Regev as ”an Israeli government spokesman” being interviewed by John Snow on Channel 4, back in 2009 or so (but he’s still spouting this shit).

Do you believe in Israel’s right to exist?

Time and again this is raised by propagandists, spokespeople, and supporters of the Israeli government. If ‘yes’, everything else is allowed. If ‘no’….

So let’s have a go.

Firstly, let’s remember that Jews, Arabs and Christians lived as citizens of the state of Palestine for centuries (albeit under different types of imperialist rule, but let’s park that one). So we’re actually talking about the constitution, laws, and actions of the Israeli government and nothing else.

On that, I don’t believe that the government of an apartheid state with different laws for different citizens, brought about by acts of terrorism and the forced expulsion of a population who’d been there for generations, which holds nuclear weapons illegally, and which commit acts of war, piracy, kidnapping, torture and other breaches of human rights on a regular basis should be allowed to continue in the way it does.

In the same way that the apartheid state of South Africa needed international condemnation and actions to finally force the creation of a  different and more democratic constitution (including the redefining of borders, such as the so-called ‘black homelands’).

And let’s remember that ‘existence’ alone doesn’t justify the continuing atrocities and war crimes being committed by the powerful and oppressive apartheid state of Israel.

Usually five-plus times a week (it reduces the risk of prostate cancer)

Peter Tatchell, 2012, when asked “How often do you have sex?”


http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2012/sep/07/peter-tatchell-human-rights-gay-activist

Apollo 10 mission transcript, (18th-26th May ‘69).
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To the bloke with Downs Syndrome in Membury services this afternoon, stood between two other blokes at the urinals having a piss with his pants and trousers all the way down round his ankles: Fair play to you mate, that’s how we’d all be doing it if the world hadn’t wore us down.

A Chinese hospital in Nanjing has introduced an automatic sperm extractor: http://www.iflscience.com/technology/automatic-sperm-extractor-introduced-chinese-hospital#DDQRD1SXSxJakZUo.99.

How long before the in-home version is available? And will Amazon be suggesting you might also like to buy these books?

Suicide counselling

A woman was standing at the edge of a cliff trying to get the nerve to jump off.

A homeless drunk stopped and mumbled “If you’re about to kill yourself, how about a shag before you go?”

The woman replied angrily “No! Bugger off you filthy old bastard.”

The tramp turned to leave and said “No problems, I’ll just go and wait at the bottom then.”