I’ve been studying Israeli Army Martial Arts. I now know 16 ways to kick a Palestinian woman in the back.

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Cunty, Cuntish, Cunted and Cunting Added to Oxford English Dictionary.
http://jezebel.com/cunty-cuntish-cunted-and-cunting-added-to-oxford-engl-1543768870/+morninggloria

Cunty, Cuntish, Cunted and Cunting Added to Oxford English Dictionary.

http://jezebel.com/cunty-cuntish-cunted-and-cunting-added-to-oxford-engl-1543768870/+morninggloria

'Hickin Close' is a road that joins the north end of Charlton Lane by the level crossing, a place where people have time on their hands waiting for the trains to pass.
Yet none of the locals seem to have seen fit to add a cross bar to the H and use a loop at the bottom to join its right hand vertical to the I. Even better if a bit of Tippex could separate the right hand vertical from the 2 cross bars. And possibly an apostrophe after the N. (It sounds a lot more tortuous verbally than it would be to carry out).

'Hickin Close' is a road that joins the north end of Charlton Lane by the level crossing, a place where people have time on their hands waiting for the trains to pass.

Yet none of the locals seem to have seen fit to add a cross bar to the H and use a loop at the bottom to join its right hand vertical to the I. Even better if a bit of Tippex could separate the right hand vertical from the 2 cross bars. And possibly an apostrophe after the N. (It sounds a lot more tortuous verbally than it would be to carry out).

Affairs are not the problem they’re the solution

When we’re young relationships don’t tend to last too long – they tend to be a mixture of platonic friendships, one-night stands, fuck buddies, sympathy shags, and ‘pestering’. And even longer relationships tend to be based on sex rather than companionship or living together. Monogamy, or quite rapid serial monogamy doesn’t come at much of a cost.

But as we grow older and ‘invest more’ in relationships, they last longer, involve more commitment (including living together), and often include kids. Which means that there are fewer ‘gaps’ and that those gaps coincide less and less frequently with those of other potential lovers or partners who’re in relationships themselves.

So affairs are not only good for us, they’re essential. Not just for the fun of continued sexual variety, but more importantly for the massive improvement they represent in overlapping with potential future lovers.

But please don’t tell my lover.

Too soon for the twin towers to win a fancy dress competition?
Apparently Amber’s pilot dad plans to “have a little chat” with his daughter.

Too soon for the twin towers to win a fancy dress competition?

Apparently Amber’s pilot dad plans to “have a little chat” with his daughter.

Soft fruit

Wow. A blackberry in the blackberry and apple crumble I ate yesterday seems to have made it completely through my system unscathed. Might need a little sugar.

(Unless it was a polyp. In which case sugar wouldn’t help).

So, at a guess, of all the things to 3D-print, why do you suppose a young techie, in his bedroom, chooses to make a right hand, with bionic capabilities?

So, at a guess, of all the things to 3D-print, why do you suppose a young techie, in his bedroom, chooses to make a right hand, with bionic capabilities?

When it’s acceptable to use the expression ‘towel head’.

When it’s acceptable to use the expression ‘towel head’.

I don’t get the fuss about the psychotic mental patient costumes for Hallowe’en in Asda and the like. You don’t hear the Wiccans complaining. 
And where were Mind when Talking Heads released ‘Psycho killer’ ?  Or all those thousands of films (eg ‘Psycho’, ‘Silence of the Lambs’, ‘Texas Chainsaw Massacre’, oh and ‘Hallowe’en’)?
I’m more upset about all this imported US Halowe’en shit being on sale over a month in advance and oh look a wasp…

I don’t get the fuss about the psychotic mental patient costumes for Hallowe’en in Asda and the like. You don’t hear the Wiccans complaining.

And where were Mind when Talking Heads released ‘Psycho killer’ ?  Or all those thousands of films (eg ‘Psycho’, ‘Silence of the Lambs’, ‘Texas Chainsaw Massacre’, oh and ‘Hallowe’en’)?

I’m more upset about all this imported US Halowe’en shit being on sale over a month in advance and oh look a wasp…

A must-see video ad for a real product (albeit a bit pricey)

A must-see video ad for a real product (albeit a bit pricey)

Free album download.
http://www.kuntandthegang.co.uk/